A grant walks into a kafe and says…
- Is there a method to your mixology?
- Do I have to give you a timeline of my drinking plans?
- Funding has been 86’d
- I’m doing field research studying alcohol dehydrogenase and could use your help…
- I’d like to order 250K.
- Your bouncer isn’t going to triage me, right?
- Know any good reviewer pickup lines?
- You take the fun out of funding!
- What do you mean “most proposals are going to be ‘on the rocks'”?
- When will happy hour begin again?
- I’m looking for barflies as research subjects
- Last call…err, request…for proposals
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